shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.

my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick

by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021

Shotgun Fight

It's when two rednecks look at each other intensely and use the pump actions on their shotguns. No actual shots are fired but only click on clank of the guns.

Those damn rednecks, look at them shotgun fighting. Damn idiots

by Pussy marijana December 8, 2016

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun

Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it

by MADsMINDFREAK January 16, 2020

shotgun fiend

This is a person that will go to extreme lengths or will alter their usual behavior in order to gain the privilege of riding "shotgun". This person will often undermine all of his or her ethics or moral values to assure the position of the passengers seat in an automobile. This person is frequently looked down upon or shunned from the group riding with him, but that does not make a difference because riding shotgun is enough to numb the pain of being disgraced by his peers.

Collin: (sprints to the door) "I GOT SHOTGUN!!"

Logan: "Nobody cares, you fucking fag."

Kalee: "He's such a shotgun fiend."

by Logdoagss July 5, 2009

Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.

Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.

by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018

shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.

If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!

by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009