because one can

A reason for doing sommat.
Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.
by yesmrslevinson December 31, 2015
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No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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Just because fallacy

A totally made up thing by big dictionary because they forgot the exemption of rose because she is always 100% right about everything and oh so swag
by Joe… June 09, 2024
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Because India

1. A perfectly reasonable explanation as to why seemingly random and frustrating things happen in India.
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)
Q. Why is there a rickshaw parked in middle of the road?
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.
by AlexKoshy18 November 30, 2021
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