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Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.
Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023
mugGet the Schrodinger's Minormug.

Ohio minors

Ohio minors is a current team in the MSL with arguably the worst record in mankind. Scared to face the mighty Grizzlies or goal scoring machine Luca Tucci.
“Ohio Minors more like Ohio Quitters
The Grizzlies are too good, we’re Indian B team and they’re Italy”(Because Italy is the best at soccer)
by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025
mugGet the Ohio minorsmug.

4D Minor

A 4 Dimensional Person under the age of 18, Not to be confused with 4D Miner.
He's a 4D Minor, always popping in and out of reality to troll the predators
by fireballfurby January 12, 2024
mugGet the 4D Minormug.

Minor

a new form of sex doll invented by the Gooning Republic of danny deVito
That Minor has a giant penis, is it futa??
by MinorSexDolls2023 August 19, 2023
mugGet the Minormug.

Minor

Him: Do you have rolling paper?

Me: No but Minor, we can ask
by Jfho January 8, 2022
mugGet the Minormug.

minor diddler

A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show??
B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!
by dumpstr December 26, 2022
mugGet the minor diddlermug.

Minoritis

A disease of an adult 18 or older finds feelings for a minor 17 or younger.
Landon has caught minoritis! He is dating kinley the freshman.”
by TainTicklerr6969 February 13, 2024
mugGet the Minoritismug.

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