Max
He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
Max by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
Max
Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse
Max by Coffee table Kong club July 3, 2016
Max
A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.
Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.
Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.
Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.
Max by GooseDude2010 July 9, 2010
Max
The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard
Max by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro April 3, 2007