Madison’s are confusing. There’s Madelyn, Maddie, Madison. They are all crack head bitches. Always the teachers favorites and so fucking snoopy. But some Madison’s can be forever like forever friends. But don’t be surprised if your Madison turns on you.
by NoelleTheCrackhead October 18, 2019
Get the Madison mug.Madison is a beautiful girl with yellow-green eyes and fine blonde hair. She is outgoing and funny and is always followed by a crowd of boys. She can be a little devil sometimes but you always forgive her in the end. She is amazing at basketball despite her small size. She is a fierce girl and I love her.
by Anonymous55678939 January 18, 2018
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Billy-"what the madison are you telling me this for? your madison gross!"
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by Jeffy the awesome October 23, 2008
Get the Madison mug.A person who walks into a zumba class and makes strange comments. She has a freakishly large nose and rarely looks in the mirror because she is afraid of what she would see. She is daring and rude, she has severe attitude problems but enjoys eating and listening to disney tunes. She has an abnormal obssession with kaaki pants and her skirts look amish.
That Madison is freaking wierd.
Get away from that Madison.
Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!
"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."
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Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!
"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."
by PicklePieCake August 20, 2012
Get the Madison mug.An autistic dumbass who will suck your dick for 50 cent. Some of the time can be found making out with a dildo. But most of the time is causing drama with her so called "freinds". But she doesn't have any.She pays people to be her friends. If you find a Madison. RUN
by PIEKILLER2 November 27, 2017
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by Ryan Herdershop November 13, 2018
Get the Madison mug.Has a fucked up face, but has an ok body. Likes to put quarters in her Anal Cavity, along with other house hold silver ware such as Forks, knives, spoons, corn holders, rollers, Shower head, Toy Cares, Hair, and a very large Unicorn Horn.
Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.
Some facial features are:
Abnormaly Huge Over bight
Fish like face, with a few freckles
Abnormally shaped head
and a very hairy Vaginal Area
Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.
Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.
Some facial features are:
Abnormaly Huge Over bight
Fish like face, with a few freckles
Abnormally shaped head
and a very hairy Vaginal Area
Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.
Person 1: Wow look at ur she is ugly as fuck, is that like a human fish? omg..
Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..
Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..
by Drew Biglesworth January 16, 2009
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