A Man Has Fallen Into The River In Lego City

An advertisement for Lego's emergency Lego City sets which were sold in the early 2000s despite there being different versions today they are still taking the market by storm!

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

by TheCoLAInsider February 25, 2020

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100%

People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga

Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd

Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022

The Tik Tok LEGO Star Wars Take Over of 2020

It was were true gamers rised up against the evil order of simp tik tokers and began crusades all over tik tok. These Supreme Beings then took over tik tok while along their way converting more people to their faith.

The Tik Tok LEGO Star Wars Take over of 2020 took over tik tok

by Star Wars PFP Takeover January 3, 2020

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017