Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

Coon kick

The act of kicking someone in the shin followed by an immediate punch to the neck.

Mate gave old man Barlow a coon kick after he kicked him off the golf course.

by )(olla December 07, 2010

Let's kick

The action of hanging out with your friends.

_ Hey dude let's kick!
_ where?
_I dunno, any place would be great.

by Liberto December 01, 2011

kick a dart

have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.

Let's kick a dart.

by appi_rulz93 September 09, 2010

tiger kick

The woman kicks the man in the bollocks while they are having sex to make his penis jump & harden inside her.

Oh yeah baby, you like that tiger kick? Why you crying?

by LittleRevenge February 03, 2017

Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.

Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt

by admiralackbarlovesuall September 02, 2010

kick the cup

Kick the cup: give up lean/ purple drank

I would rather die than kick the cup

Lil pump: I will kick your grandma before I kick the cup

by LlamaQueenBISH April 24, 2018