Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021

Jag

Australian slang: Incredible or ridiculous luck

Australian slang - incredible good luck. "Oi cunt, if you jag that Quinella, it's definetly your shout"

Alternative usage;
Q:"Did you here Steve jagged a foot long flatly?"
A:"naa bullshit, no way he's got any talent with a fishing rod"
A2: "100%, Steve caught a flatly straight of the wharf, he totally jagged that fish. He's got more arse than class some times"

by Caskwine March 28, 2021