Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.
Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.
by Chuck or Die December 28, 2011
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christmas lips

A facial gesture where you stick your tongue out widely, and fold your bottom lip down, making it look like you have big red juicy lips.
I'm making christmas lips in my profile picture.
by sponsormetape69 January 22, 2016
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Christmas Gamerscore

n. The influx of Gamerscore on the Xbox 360 that comes in after you get games for Christmas.
Person 1: Yeah, how'd you get your gamerscore so high?

Person 2: It wasn't very high before the Christmas Gamerscore came flowing in.
by rdoneil November 29, 2007
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Christmas carolophrenia

When the voices in your head will not stop singing Christmas carols long after the holiday has passed. The only known cure is listening to "It's a Small World"
I have a bad case of Christmas carolophrenia, I can't get Jingle Bell Rock out of my head.
by profga December 21, 2010
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Christmas Rory

Let’s celebrate Christmas Rory tonight with a few glasses of the good stuff
by Bearbasket December 23, 2022
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Christmas Caroling

Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.

Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
by AmeliaClear December 06, 2011
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The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job
by Fogt December 17, 2017
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