Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018

fatal fields

A field that has poisonous cows

Fatal Fields

by Fortnite hombre 101111 April 4, 2018

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

aleisha field

a bit of a slag but she can be loyal. falls for the wrong people. always goes back to her ex she finds it hard to move on. a girl with big features. very loud.

oh dude that aleisha field is such a babe

by hushhhh.xox November 13, 2016

melissa fields

Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.

'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'

Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!

by Trickymissoz December 17, 2016

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

Ms. Field

The coolest teacher at Duxbury High School. She is the epitome of cool. Ms. Field is originally from Sante Fe, New Mexico. She is often referred to as Field. Every student wants to grow up to be just like her. She holds 4 degrees and should be a college professor. She adds a real-life experience to high school and teaches you about the real world. Her favorite color is grey but she also likes purple. She tends to wear a lot of band tees and ripped jeans, that she has patched herself. Her typical hairstyle is a bun with two chopsticks in it. She always wears a scarf with some sort of awesome design. She carries a messenger bag with all of her supplies and a Nikon camera. Photography is her preferred medium but she also likes to paint with acrylics. She speaks "barely" two languages (Spanish and English). She loves 'good' music and movies. Her favorite TV show is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ms. Field has two birds, Kahlo and Niko. If you are ever blessed to have her as your teacher just remember to follow her rules and everything will be okay.

OMG, You have Ms.Field? She's so cool!

Did you see Ms.Field's awesome band shirt today?

What is your favorite quote from Ms. Field

by someonerandom4 June 1, 2018