Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler August 31, 2012

Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys

Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag

by jesterinwhite December 7, 2011

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.

If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.

by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023

Fag hag

a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.

*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing*
Jane: Help me you guys
Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit!
*grabs her hand*
Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird...
Jane is a fag hag.

by Virgin Princess September 15, 2005