one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
Get the german unicornmug. by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015
Get the German wogmug. "dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
Get the German showermug. When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
Get the German rushmug. A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
Get the German smearmug. A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
by Currant bunman May 24, 2015
Get the German wankmug. by The only m smith February 3, 2018
Get the german massagemug.