A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
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Get the German wog mug.A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
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This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
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Get the german massage mug.Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.
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