freaky frank

The act of violently sucking one’s bowels dry and proceeding to snot rocket it into a woman’s vagina

Ted: I gave Donna a Freaky Frank the other night with Larry.

by thefrankster December 21, 2024

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Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

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Freaky Handshake

When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.

That deal was made with a "freaky handshake", it apparently didn't mean a thing

by HellooYouu July 30, 2021

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Freaky-Deaky

Used as a feeling or to describe something or someone that is freaky, wild, or unusual.

Lola: "Lol Carla, that is so freaky-deaky."
Carla: "I don't freaky-deaky care."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

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When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.

“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”

by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021

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