by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025
Get the Feather twat mug.A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.
On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
Get the Horns & Feathers mug.by OG_Cadillac_Jones March 31, 2017
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An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.
It was hilarious.
It was hilarious.
by SpaceTT August 16, 2025
Get the feather-hammer mug.Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by anonymous December 14, 2024
Get the Kelsea Feathers mug.When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
by PervyPandas June 22, 2024
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(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.
D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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