i was doing my tasks

Kinda Sus bro.
If they add “I swear” at the end, they are the imposter.

Blue-I was doing my tasks, I swear!
Brown-“idk kinda SUS bro

by anonymous September 14, 2020

what are you doing step bro?!?

Here goes.

Today im going to be acting out my favorite movie scene.

*turns around*
what are you doing step bro?!?

(starts the porno)

girl: What are you doing step bro?!?!
step bro: really?

by oooyeetskrrr March 26, 2019

Richard Donga

Alpha males with big dicks.

Sophia: “Is that the Richard Donga? … I heard it’s 12 inches long.”
Jacob: “It is the Richard Donga and it’s 14 inches!”

by ZT9999 June 12, 2013

doing a Julian

Doing a Julian .verb

To have anal sex with a female when she has consented, but has done so under controversial circumstance and then never speak to her again. Ever.

John: Mate, have you heard from Amy yet? She was all over you like a fly on shit

James: No, I ended up doing a Julian..

John: Ohh SHIIIT!

by Nothing_but_good October 19, 2010

doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.

Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on

by Roono May 2, 2006

dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries

Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

by Tae Lee January 20, 2004

Doing a Rev

The act of fucking up. More correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected and solely the fucker upper's own fault. Even more correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected, solely the fucker upper's own fault and which lets everyone else down badly.

Adster: Oh fuckety fuck! These excellent showings just highlight how close I am to "doing a Rev". Now I find the figures I need are on a three weeks delivery.

by Citizen Sade March 16, 2008