tired drunk

when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk

Dude ur like tired drunk.

by Unlucky95 April 6, 2010

Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

godzilla drunk

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.

To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.

by Plastered March 19, 2005

drunken kung fu

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight

That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu

by rookybeats December 24, 2008

drunken yesser

a person who makes plans and/or says yes to anything when drunk, then at the next sober point in their life, changes their mind and/or retracts aforementioned plans or agreements

That drunken yesser, Bob, said last night, that he was going camping with us. Today he said he can't afford it.

by Tony & Mike Forever January 12, 2008

drunken fool

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.

Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"

by Big Country Tim October 15, 2008

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008