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Canada's history

An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!
by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

1. Sex with Stephen Colbert, or masturbating to a sexual fantasy involving Stephen Colbert.

2. Sexual acts using maple syrup as a lubricant; so named because it is often a very memorable experience.

3. The term for a group of sex acts so depraved that even to describe them to a consenting adult in the privacy of your home amounts to a violation of censorship laws.

4. The term given to a case history of someone who suffers from a rare sexual disorder resulting from their involvement in sex acts perpetrated by officials employed by the Canadian government during the late 1990's and early 2000's.
1. Your friend: Do you fantasize about Jon Stewart?
You: Sure, Jon Stewart is great. But tonight I feel the only thing that's really going to hit the spot is a little lesson in "Canada's History" (wink, wink).

2. Your friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my girl a bit of Canada's History she won't soon forget!

3. We were feeling especially naughty, so we talked about Canada's History all night.

4. Psychiatrist 1: I really wanted to help that poor man, but I had no choice but to tell him that our clinic could not assist him in any way.
Psychiatrist 2: Why not?
Psychiatrist 1: He was afflicted with Canada's History.
Psychiatrist: Those syrup-sucking bastards...
by Buzz_killington February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

Shoving everything you have inside everywhere you can all at once, screaming, vomiting, urinating and evacuating your bowels all at once.
That girl and I just performed Canada's History in three minutes flat!
by assholefactor February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of inserting a penis into a toaster to heat thing's up in the bedroom or re-energize yourself for even more hot sex. Formerly known as the Beaver, but the term was thought to be too dirty.
I came so many times last night with my girl that I had to preform Canada's History to get myself back into the game.
by FortheColbertNation February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A term referring to the past of the GREAT nation of Canada. However, some mistaken it with a sex act due to misinformation from Stephen Corbert.
Stephen Corbert does not know about Canada's History.
by IamCanadianCheers February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada
yesterday joe and i canada's history'd all night long with this homeless man
by mtw800 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010
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