amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 May 3, 2016

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

Amish Period

When you do anal without lube or for the first time and you bleed

I got my Amish period last night when Jake fucked me

by Skinnypills July 13, 2020

Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.

I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?

by Bryoo April 10, 2023

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023