Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 30, 2023

Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.

This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.

by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023

Amish soup

What you get to eat after an Amish guy finishes in your wife

Babe what’s for dinner? “Amish soup”

by Smc386 January 27, 2022

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 25, 2015

Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 March 29, 2012