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Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.
Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*
by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009
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wizard's sleeve

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve
by ChefSam May 11, 2006
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wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
by gnostic1 October 21, 2010
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barefoot wizard

jimmy buffets nickname
guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard
by black [ass] negro August 3, 2010
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Wizard Eyes

A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies
Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!
by Doodes McGrey April 18, 2011
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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils
See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard
by Crazysteve June 4, 2018
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Acid Wizard

The Acid Wizard,also known as the Cid Wizard, doses all that seek his company with the purest L.S.D known to man.
The Acid Wizard was at Camp Bisco and made me hallucinate for hours.
by Cid Wizard October 19, 2011
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