Watermelon sugar

Aggressivre genital fungus, spreads like fire and causes massive burning sensation and mushroom like warts to spread over your whole penis. Mushrooms are able to be eaten and taste like chocolate.

Man 1: I had sex with woman
Man 2: oh no look, you have watermelon sugar
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK MY NUTS BURN
Man 2: Can I pick the mushrooms?
Man 1: sure
Man1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE, FUCKING SUSAN

by Joe'sToes96 December 4, 2020

watermelon sugar

worst harry styles song

what's harrys worst song do you think?

me: watermelon sugar

by stan one direction or die April 18, 2021

Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar means oral sex

Watermelon sugar

Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
I just wanna taste it

by Saikisc00ch December 1, 2020

watermelon sugar

A post-apocalyptic book by Richard Brautigan where everything is made of the sugar of watermelons.

Todd: "Ay Francis you ever read Watermelon Sugar?"
Francis: "Ya that books fire"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

watermelon sugar high

A watermelon sugar high is an emotion that is felt whenever Harry Styles does anything even slightly amazing. It is a phrase that is used to describe the indescribable feeling that occurs when the name “Harry styles” is mentioned

Friend 1: “hey did you hear that Harry Styles is releasing a new album?!”
Friend 2: “omg yes! as soon as I found out, I had a watermelon sugar high! I’m so excited for it, I love Harry Styles!”

by Autumbottom November 17, 2019

Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar means oral sex

Watermelon sugar

Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
I don't know if I could ever go without
I just wanna taste it

by Saikisc00ch December 1, 2020

Watermelon sugar

I am not sure i know, but if its trending for 4 years, it sure is epic as fuck. Or just a sign of a circlejerk.

— any watermelon sugar, sir?
— oh fuck yeah, please, watermelon sugar is epicc and based.

by gaygelding March 4, 2021