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Vietnamese Bathwater

When a Female has a penis inserted in this order Anal, Vaginal, and oral
I had a total whore she let me give her a vietnamese bathwater.
by silverhoss99 February 5, 2010
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Vietnamese Ice Cream

when a vietnamese woman eyes is wide open due to an ejaculation in her eye
i gave mrs.troung a vietnamese ice cream and now she can see better.
by kmt February 18, 2007
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vietnamese coffee

A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.
"AWW YEEAH.. Guess who's going out for some Vietnamese Coffee tonight!!!"
by Pustullio April 30, 2006
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vietnamese tie

the act of cutting someone's troat and then pulling their tongue though the traquea to expose the tie.
I love that part when Mike gave charlie that amazing vietnamese tie.
by minotaur August 3, 2006
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Vietnamese Vampire

When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.
Guy 1: I am getting that old fashioned feeling...
Guy 2: What? like giving her a Vietnamese Vampire
by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011
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vietnamese firecracker

When you poop on someone's chest, then slap it.
Dude I was fucking this chick last night and she gave me a Vietnamese firecracker, there was shit everywhere!
by Chris wicking July 12, 2014
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Vietnamese Gang

A gang of Vietnamese ladyboys frequently seen hanging on street corners, desperately hoping to convince young men they are nice young girls who will cook and perform wonderful oral sex.
Phil: "You remember that little Asian bitch I picked up last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, she smelled a little like Aqua Velva."
Phil: "Right when she was finishing me off with a Vietnamese Socketwrench she pulled her micropenis out and started jacking it off."
Bob: "Way to kill the moment."
Phil: "Wasn't too bad, I was too far along to quit, so I grabbed her ears and rammed my cock down her throat. Feeling her choke on it made me nut even harder. Afterward she gave me her Vietnamese Gang business card. I might get drunk and have her bring some of the rest of the gang. Wanna come?"
Bob: "You're a sick motherfucker."
by RocketPimp March 30, 2012
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