hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys

Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag

by jesterinwhite December 7, 2011

Day of Hag

Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.

Are you going shopping today?

No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.

Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag

by Skidouche November 30, 2010

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Fag hag

a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.

*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing*
Jane: Help me you guys
Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit!
*grabs her hand*
Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird...
Jane is a fag hag.

by Virgin Princess September 15, 2005