hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Meat hag

A women that typically only dates muscles bound guys or meat heads.

Girl 1 says to Girl 2, Hey look at those guys out over there. Girl 2 says, Oh wow I like the one with big muscles. Girl 1 replies the one with no neck? Girl 2 Oh yeah, he's so big! Girl 1 replies your such a Meat hag.

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.

If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.

by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023

Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys

Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag

by jesterinwhite December 7, 2011

Fag hag

a straight woman who knows what creeps straight guys can be, so she only parties and drinks with gay men because they love her and she knows they won't take advantage of her if she drinks and they will take care of her and dance with her at the bar.

*Casanova(straight dude) hits on Jane and puts his hand up her skirt while dancing*
Jane: Help me you guys
Nick(her fag): Hey, babydoll let's go to the bathroom for a little bit!
*grabs her hand*
Jane: ok, thanks, that was weird...
Jane is a fag hag.

by Virgin Princess September 15, 2005