Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.
bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

"wtf are you being so scary for?" what are you being so scared for
"stop acting scary" stop acting scared
"I'm not scary" I'm not scared
"stop acting scary" stop acting scared
"I'm not scary" I'm not scared
by iwannagts April 20, 2024

the greatest youtube of all time.
holy shit scary dog is the greatest youtube of all time - joe biden
holy shit scary dog is the greatest youtube of all time - joe biden
by not scary dog July 27, 2025

by 1raddad April 7, 2015

by Black Sabbath600 June 15, 2022

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 1, 2018

by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022
