Bog role

A bog role is a person who owns a house which is about as level as the tower of Pisa being a bog role consists of inviting lesbians and munters back to your house and always getting pied/freindzoned. Everything you do or say must be in a fake cockney accent, and you often aquirer cockney neck.

Boy 1: (in cockney accent) this party is well sick loads of fit birds ere
Boy 2: no there's not shut up you fucking bog role

by Nahhbruvvv July 11, 2014

Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021

Bog Chongos

Bog Chongos is a variation of Big Chungus. However, Bog Chongos is bigger and size and is also guaranteed to make you stay hydrated in it's presence. The plural term for Bog Chongos is Bog Chongi and Bog Chongi can come in many different shapes, sizes and genders.

That Bog Chongos there makes me want to hydrate

by krispturtle April 30, 2020

Bog butter

A finely aged truffle butter. Not to be confused with panty puddin’.

Melania gagged as she got a whiff of Trump’s bog butter

by Bog Buttercup June 9, 2019

Bog-rolled

To be robbed or mugged of one’s toilet paper.

The term was coined in Australia during the Great TP Crisis of 2020 due to the inexplicable hoarding of toilet paper in fear of Coronavirus.

1). “Some bloody boomer bog-rolled me outside Woolies this arvo. They took my 12 pack of Quilton!”
2). “Aww shit man I only had 2 squares left and had a serious case of acid arse so bog-rolled some c***s outside Coles”.

by Beverly Waj March 6, 2020

Bog Warrior

Somebody from the country. See Culchie. Used by Jackeens as an insult.

You're nothin' but a thick-as-shite bog warrior!

by Keith Gaughan November 13, 2003

Boeree Bog

When you go to the toilet and there is no toilet paper or other suitable material available so, unfortunately, you have no choice but to leave the toilet without wiping.

"Hey mate, i noticed there was no toilet paper in that toilet, did you do a Boeree Bog?"

by Anacist June 3, 2009