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Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."
by JD1990 July 12, 2009
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barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!
barney ate my son
by nolifejim November 24, 2020
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That one purple dinosaur that usually hangs around kids, always there dancing or singing, never a time not. One of the most known TV shows of all time.
random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?

random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
by catsrc00ll May 7, 2021
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Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left
Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.
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a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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barney snoxell

a young boy who has no friends and gets bullied all the time by a boy called lewis quin. barney snoxell has no friends and he aslo loves to lick his dogs balls after putting tomatoe sauce over them
that boy is such a barney snoxell because he sucks dogs balls
by barnaby129 July 12, 2011
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