Emery Jones

Emery Jones is quite a character. He does have a lot of lice that he likes to share with his family. He says a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense but it's ok, he's just struggling right now, he has to take care of all of his lice which is very challenging. He has a big brother named Griffen Jones and a very Handsome dog named Jethro. He has an aunt that lives in Tennessee and she owns a podcast named "So Much JENergy

"Hey emery jones" Says Grif
"HEY!' Says Emery Jones

by jodagamer March 3, 2021

Beastly Jones

proper noun: Amazingly strong, good-looking, super-buff guy with a really deep, sexy Josh Turner-like voice.
adjective: 1. strong, 2. awesome, 3. great

1. In the beginning, God created Beastly Jones; then God and Beastly Jones created the world.
2. Linkin Park is the Beastliest Jonesiest band ever.

by The_Shagster June 23, 2011

freddy jones

When you want some bitch ass nigga to shut up

Teacher: “What’s your name?”
Student: “Freddy Jones”
Teacher: “Freddy Jones... Shaddup!”

by Dronom June 9, 2018

pickle jones

he is one of the strongest forces in the world beware for he has limbs and

bruh pickle jones is coming better hide your limbs

by pickle jones October 7, 2019

eleanor jones

Country bumpkin turned city girl. People person with a passion for all things digital and wired haired Daschunds.

did you pree eleanor jones in the shoobz on Friday? She is a real Country bumpkin turned city girl.

by dreamcream January 7, 2016

Steven Jones

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.

by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

Nasir jones

The greatest Emcee of all time

Friend: who is the best rapper of all time ?

Me:Nasir jones Aka Nas

by Breaking all your paper February 28, 2022