A good friend who also happens to have her own emotional support human and personal assistant. We love tipsy Tara!
by Matt_Foley74 January 21, 2022

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023

Tara is a very bitchie and annoying person who makes up lies and is secretly a lesbian she loves pussy hair and viginas and always keeps her pussy hairs
(Person) Hey Tara ,
I heard u we’re selling pussy hairs
(Tara)Ye do u wants them there freshly picked
I heard u we’re selling pussy hairs
(Tara)Ye do u wants them there freshly picked
by Rucksack nosy March 13, 2019

A woman who is a bully to all those around her. Especially those younger than her. She is very bossy because she is trying to compensate for the fact that she cant stop bleach dying her hair. She also drinks the bleach because she confuses it with alcohol. Thus proving that she is a raging alcoholic.
by taras#1hater September 5, 2024
