dirty talon

when a man named talon has a 27 inch horse cock that destroys anybody

his dirty talon made me die

by jsbdgsianns May 2, 2024

California tallflapper

It’s where you get naked on all fours and eat the lawn grass like a lawnmower and shit making it look like grass shavings are coming out

Last night was wild Matthew did the California tallflapper

by Numblenuts January 20, 2026

Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows

awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"

by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025

Law of Talos

a OC tournament created by sin-of-angels on deviantart. All the fans are either the most annoying people ever or crazy theorists (also annoying). The 90% of the fans only know the characters from the Flash animation made by unknown-person and think Law of talos, EndZone and Castle of Nations are all the same and their profile usually includes "OMG karl is my wife so hot climber is my baby karllik is the best yaoi ever *inserts wrong lore and mischaracterization about Castle of Nations & the other OC's*" bonus if they are obssesed with Chimbley or are a proshipper.

Everything besides the fandom is good though.

Elliot/Kai: i love Law of Talos
Brian: Me too! i love the comics made by Annie!
Elliot/Kai: Huh? theres Law of Talos comics?

by ROFLURW4FFL3Z November 4, 2025

Bob Saget, Talon!

Pronounced (BWAHHHBSWAGWUOUYTTWALWOENDN), this phrase is used to show ones displeasure towards an event that recently transpired. Especially used when shooting

Are we recording?
We’re under heavy fire comrades!
Bob Saget, Talon!

by MargoLargoIsMyLife April 10, 2019