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Mayonnaise

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023
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Mayonnaise

The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator
Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
by PCgary August 11, 2023
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Mayonnaise

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.
by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023
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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."
Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023
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Mayonnaise Stream

A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.
When is the mayonnaise stream?
by EpicHunter October 4, 2023
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Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022
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