mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

by mhargis November 19, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022