by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018
Get the mayonnaise mug.White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
Get the Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise mug.Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
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by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022
Get the mayonnaise man mug.making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.
Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.
by mhargis November 19, 2022
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by DingleEater November 28, 2022
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