Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

Greek Balls

When a man's balls / nuts / testicles hang lower than his dick / shlong / penis; ( created by Greek people as a term:// but not defined as anything in Google search - so note that this date August 26th 2017 the night of Mayweather vs McGregor.

Person 1: That guys balls hung down past the tip of his penis...

Person 2: haha that guy has Greek balls!!

by RICKEH! August 29, 2017

Greek Creme

Greek creme is the mixture of substances created during vigorous anal intercourse. “Greek” as a reference to anal sex, and “creme” in reference to the white foamy appearance of the emulsion of lube/secretions/semen/saliva within and around the anal opening.

Similar to the term “truffle butter.”

After a long day working the block, his panties were filled with greek creme leaking from his bussy.

by LadyGooGue September 24, 2021

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

greek belt

A person from Greek Life can earn their Greek belt by sleeping with one member from each organization of their sexual attraction.

Marie earned her Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a guy from every fraternity on campus.

Connor earned his Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a girl from every sorority on campus.

by CarrotCake_Boi99 March 1, 2020