shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019

shotgun fiend

This is a person that will go to extreme lengths or will alter their usual behavior in order to gain the privilege of riding "shotgun". This person will often undermine all of his or her ethics or moral values to assure the position of the passengers seat in an automobile. This person is frequently looked down upon or shunned from the group riding with him, but that does not make a difference because riding shotgun is enough to numb the pain of being disgraced by his peers.

Collin: (sprints to the door) "I GOT SHOTGUN!!"

Logan: "Nobody cares, you fucking fag."

Kalee: "He's such a shotgun fiend."

by Logdoagss July 5, 2009

northern shotgun

to shotgun a can of beer by biting the hole in the bottom of the can, rather than using a knife, keys etc.
Pioneered and mastered in Northern Ontario, Canada.

"Ah, he's from Toronto. He can't Northern Shotgun."

by Up North October 19, 2007

anti-shotgun

When you're about to get in to a taxi with 2 or more other people, and you suspect the driver is stinky and you don't want to sit next to him, you call "anti-shotgun" to ensure a seat in the back.

The driver looks like he stinks... I call anti-shotgun.

by choccy74 October 16, 2010

Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.

Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.

by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009

shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.

If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!

by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017