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shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021
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shotgun writer

The person sitting next to you, who types, usually offensive stuff to your friends on facebook, on your computers keyboard.
My shotgun writer was the one trolling you yesterday from my account.
by Jardorr May 11, 2016
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anti-shotgun

When you're about to get in to a taxi with 2 or more other people, and you suspect the driver is stinky and you don't want to sit next to him, you call "anti-shotgun" to ensure a seat in the back.
The driver looks like he stinks... I call anti-shotgun.
by choccy74 October 16, 2010
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rasin shotgun

rasin shotgun is a very cool girlie pop

she is a rasin
she has achived true rasinness
"hi have u seen rasin shotgun?"
"who the heckity heckins is that"
"why does nobody know who she is T_T"
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northern shotgun

to shotgun a can of beer by biting the hole in the bottom of the can, rather than using a knife, keys etc.
Pioneered and mastered in Northern Ontario, Canada.
"Ah, he's from Toronto. He can't Northern Shotgun."
by Up North October 19, 2007
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Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.
Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.
by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018
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shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
by hapless2012 September 10, 2009
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