shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
by roasteddecaf December 30, 2021
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northern shotgun

to shotgun a can of beer by biting the hole in the bottom of the can, rather than using a knife, keys etc.
Pioneered and mastered in Northern Ontario, Canada.
"Ah, he's from Toronto. He can't Northern Shotgun."
by Up North October 03, 2007
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shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.
I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.
by PowderedWater November 21, 2019
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shotgun writer

The person sitting next to you, who types, usually offensive stuff to your friends on facebook, on your computers keyboard.
My shotgun writer was the one trolling you yesterday from my account.
by Jardorr May 10, 2016
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Shotgun Smoker

One who smokes herb (Mostly Cannabis Sativa) and upon combustion and inhalation they experience spasms causing an exhale sending burning ember's in all directions similar to the firearm known as "shotgun"
Man Jimmy is a cool guy and all, but if you sit across from him while toking jane, take cover cause he's a shotgun smoker.
by RE1S September 02, 2010
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shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
by hapless2012 September 10, 2009
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shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.
If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!
by DanteAlleghory May 14, 2017
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