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kumquat nightmare

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
by iseesounds February 27, 2021
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Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
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Nightmare

Dude: I just saw the baddest bitch!
Guy: It must’ve been Nightmare🧐
by Tinkerdinckle March 11, 2022
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Nightmarical

A word that describes something as bad/scary.
That movie is nightmarical
by melias February 20, 2024
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Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
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Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
by Daonebest August 28, 2023
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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