A minor

The main key in the toxic gossip train

So real (here's me writing A minor so this definition gets approved)

by Cringe username October 18, 2023

Vast Minority

A minority which is allowed far more sway than is indicated by their contribution and membership numbers.

The Vast Minority of shareholders are trying to take the company private.
The Vast Minority realizes that "the squeaky wheel gets the oil.

by Douglas45 November 6, 2023

Mini Minor

A person who is in the age rang of 14-15 they are also knows an the abbreviation “MM”

“Oh did you hear about Sara?”

“No, why what’s up dude”
“She’s a mini minor”

“ No, Way.”

by BoxingCactus27 November 15, 2023

Minor

Someone who made fail no nut November.

Jeffrey Epstein: i failed day one no nut november because of that minor!
Edp445: Fuck that guy!

by Daddys new toy November 17, 2023

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

4D Minor

A 4 Dimensional Person under the age of 18, Not to be confused with 4D Miner.

He's a 4D Minor, always popping in and out of reality to troll the predators

by fireballfurby January 12, 2024

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024