Maddie is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She's got big jugs but it's ok cause her personality is too. She can make you pee you're pants even after you already went to the bathroom. But watch out cause she gives really hard spanks! She loves to craft and make her friends feel special. She loves taking naps and eating food, like all the time.
"You know that one girl who can make you laugh really hard but also hit you really hard?"
"Oh you mean Maddie?"
"Oh you mean Maddie?"
by riarklecowan November 07, 2016
The type of girl to play you. This girl is the imbodiment of Satan. Only one man has escaped her grasp. And he has a large penis.
by Jesuslover776 June 13, 2016
Guy 1: Hey guys did you hear about sanchez's weekend
Guys 2&3: No what happened?
Guy 1: He got a maddie after he was so drunk and broke the seal
Guys 2&3: No what happened?
Guy 1: He got a maddie after he was so drunk and broke the seal
by jose montana September 28, 2010
A cat that you place into a bag or purse of some sort against its will and swing the bag against a tabletop until it is dead. Also referred to as a Maddy-cat.
Jackie's parents were mad at Mr. Snowball the cat and then menacingly pulled off a maddy, which made Jackie very upset.
by Ryan Giovanni March 25, 2008
a girl who once gets in trouble blames everyone else stating she had nothing to do with the situation
lindsay: " who did this"
Maddie: " i didn't do any of it, it was all Christine, Tessa and David"
Kate: She's pulling a Maddie again
Maddie: " i didn't do any of it, it was all Christine, Tessa and David"
Kate: She's pulling a Maddie again
by Rafiki Ratz October 18, 2011
by bigasspenis December 04, 2018
Maddie’s a little bitch with a flat ass and no tits and acts like jhit and flicks me on the bus got a birth mark that’s hot af and she wants all of my money
by Toelicker7777 November 10, 2018