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Leon

User 1: Hey have u seen leon?
User 2: Oh, that gay faggot hes dead in a ditch
by LocalSuccdealer March 27, 2020
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Leon

A Leon is a True King.

Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
>Should I join him? I definitly can not make him happy. He seems cute. Why no one vote him as our leader?
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.
by Rex Dracula January 17, 2017
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Leon

A leon is a very trustworthy person. But he can also be strict. A leon is mostly looking for profit. He can be nice but also insulting.
Having a leon as friend can be very helpfull. Hes professional smart and caring.
P1: This person is so good at making business
P2: Thats right he must be a leon
by Bella♡ February 28, 2021
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Leon

A dude who wants to „ChakaBalla“ everyday and loves to drink an enormous amount of liquor and likes to joke about homosexuals. He enjoys being around a lot of people. His biggest fears are fat women or pregnancies. When you see a Leon you can feel positivity going trough the air right into your brain. His gentle and polite behaviour comes with one bad thing, his laugh. His laugh may be annoying but it will let you laugh with him and forget your problems.
Look there is a Leon, he fucked all of my female family members at once.
by Pooeater November 22, 2021
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Leon

Leon = big dick
by jesus24 December 13, 2021
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Leon

He is a really handsome guy. Really chill
Leon is the best
by hungrysig September 22, 2021
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leon grill

The place for all things grilled and grubbed in style with fries on the side.
"I could Leon Grill through the week and still not regret."
by milo the menace November 25, 2021
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