Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.

Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.

by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021

lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

oven hob

someone who simps for a moist bag of rice and wire noodles

"did you know oven hob is in love with a bag of rice!!!"

by todorokismid April 18, 2022

dyke oven

when a pair of lesbians have to fart simultaneously while carpet munching under thy chosen sheep skin drapes

chloe: i have to fart
agatha: me too
chloe/agatha: 1, 2, 3 (DYKE OVEN)

by billcosbyfans December 31, 2011

pump oven

One that gets fucked in the ass

She likes the ol pump oven more then anything else

by Dick Oven January 2, 2012

McNeal Oven

The act of pissing in someones car and letting it bake in the hot sun.

Yo man I did a McNeal Oven to Jimmy's car 'cause he's from Indiana!

by NXC! July 6, 2010

oven peach

Oven peach is when the women partner warms her vagina up with a hair dryer. To make it extra warm and sensational.

When your girl says "I'm warming dinner" always keep in mind.. Oven peach🍑

by MikeWhoCheese October 2, 2019