Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gurt

Sybau

" YOGURT!"
Gurt - Sybau

by Kenneth Amos of Plymouth Pa May 2, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart but something very dangerous at the same time

A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.

Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree

by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025

gurting

doing something thats very smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt

gurt: sybau
sybau: gurting

by Nnl April 13, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurting

Doing something that’s smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt
gurt: ikiab I was gurting

by Gurt10203 April 17, 2025

Gurt

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

See ts duck, what he is doing is very smart, but at the same time it could be considered very dangerous
See ts duck, he's gurting

by balooney76 April 15, 2025