Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek August 15, 2016

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018

Greek Doughnut

Anal intercourse while wearing a lamb skin condom, lubricated with extra virgin olive oil.

I taused her salad after giving her the Greek Doughnut to cleanup the olive oil.

by M.G/L June 16, 2015

greek flamethrower

A Greek Flamethrower is a game most commonly used in fraternities where a pledge puts his mouth over the anus of another brother as he breaks wind. The pledge then takes a lighter and expells the gas from his mouth causing a small
burst of flame.

Let’s make the pledges play a round of Greek Flamethrower to see if they’re truly worthy to join our fraternity!

by chockblock May 1, 2018