Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.
by German exit February 8, 2017
Get the german exitmug. Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 26, 2021
Get the German it upmug. Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.
Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013
Get the German Biscuitmug. A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
Get the German smearmug. It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 5, 2022
Get the German Shockermug. "dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
Get the German showermug. When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.
by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014
Get the German Teasermug.