Oh Gurt

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.
by Set Blue 23 October 04, 2017
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Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 December 01, 2019
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I'mma Keep It A Gurt

A mash-up between "IKIAB" and "Gurt."

Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
Bro 1: "Yo I'mma Keep It A Gurt, he's Gurting Rn"
Bro 2: "Fr Fr"
by phbz May 09, 2025
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Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
by DeenGullberri January 03, 2023
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