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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
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Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.
by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
by char_spring June 4, 2022
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Fuck you day

This is a ""holiday"" on the 21'th day of the year on discord you can fuck with everyone and they cant do anything, even modrators
Hey its fuck you day FUCK ALL OF YOU @eveyone
by Discord days (lmao) January 4, 2023
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