A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
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When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 6, 2021
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I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.
by Cooper-pooper December 25, 2021
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