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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
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Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew
Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?
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Cheesecake

The act of a cheesecake is to produce a wet fart while sitting bare assed on someones face while being sure the tip of their nose is in the asshole if the farter
"Damn, Kevin has been bothering the hell out of me so when he was doing situps i decided to cheesecake the hell out of him"
by Joey soladik April 8, 2020
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cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole
He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay
by It's ya boi jerome May 12, 2020
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cheesecake

Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point
by justin seagull y'all June 9, 2020
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Cheesecaked

When you get cheesecaked is when you said your opinion but its a WRONG opinion and then you get shittalked by cheesecake for the rest of your life.
You: "I think America is a great country"
Someone: "Oh boy, you're about to be Cheesecaked"
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cheesecake friends

Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.
“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time
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