He is so fucked up. He teaches kids that they need to love their families inside and out. Probably why incest occurs. Barney teaches kids that the world is a beautiful place. The sad thing it is not. We are trying to kick ISIS ass back to where it came from. The world is down on money. Donald Trump became president and is possibly going to start a world war 3 on top of a nuclear war. Barney all he is doing is making little kids believe that the world is a wonderful place and to prove it he sings these retarded songs. He also makes it to where kids have no personality or life.
Barney needs to go to hell
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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by SpermOnToast August 11, 2024
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by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025
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From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"
"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."
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"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."
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by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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