smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 06, 2018

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 03, 2009

It’s just banter

‘It’s just banter’ is a phrase used to describe an action which is related to epicness done by people jokingly

“Bugsy why did you say hello to me?”
“It’s just banter!”

by Jimbob Popcorn Chicken the 3rd April 18, 2019

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.

Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.

by DukeWilfred January 24, 2025

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches of others quality content

Person 1:Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid.

by Alexwack September 07, 2018

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018

Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021