Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 30, 2023

Amish Pillow Maker

The act of petting a woman’s hair while she sucks on her man’s nipples.

Her hair smelled so good while doing the Amish Pillow Maker. It made the experience so much more enjoyable.

by Geef Sr July 17, 2021

Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.

I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot

by Ewalkington1774 December 08, 2023

The Amish Project

a comedy group who think arjun plakkat is the greatest man ever and write scripts

To find a movie by the amish project visit: Amishproject.com

by bobbysmomismybitch May 24, 2005

Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009

Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.

"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."

by DunkinGas June 25, 2022