Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

Spite flirt

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.

I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.

by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018

Boneless flirting

Flirting with no intention of anything serious; Flirting for fun

Nah I don't really want her for real, I was just boneless flirting.

by Kai Lou March 11, 2024

office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"

by kam2000 June 27, 2016

flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.

Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017

Fancy flirting

Flirting about each others bloodtype.

"What bloodtype are you?" = fancy flirting

by ontimaframti November 22, 2016

Flirting with ~anxiety~

Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.

Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~

by rt7821 September 21, 2020